do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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