this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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