everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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