LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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