It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Define "chronic" masturbator.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Randomize