It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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