Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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