2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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