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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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