Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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