Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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