What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
do nipples grow back?
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