it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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