That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
