the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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