I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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