I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Green mimosas i think yes
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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