so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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