I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
are you so shy because you have an std?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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