Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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