so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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