I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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