bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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