Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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