So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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