Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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