My boss' voice literally gives me gas
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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