I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I wear drunk well.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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