Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
This is the high leading the old right now
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
