The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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