1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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