I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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