all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Drunk is not a location!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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