so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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