girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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