I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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