she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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