I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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