What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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