Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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