Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Randomize