I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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