But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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