Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
