Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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