rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We have started to decorate penises.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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