yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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