Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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