what if I'm pregnant?
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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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