He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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