So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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