She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Randomize
