is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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