giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
we're making bets on your personal life
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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