omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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