Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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