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Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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