About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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