Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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