a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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