Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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