summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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